Squash the Beef

Squash the Beef

Make it right after a fight.

Get it on the App Store iPhone ยท iOS 17+

How it works

1

File a beef

A friend did something petty. Pick them, write what happened, attach a small amount (up to $20). Settles in seconds, not weeks.

2

They choose

Your friend gets a notification. They can squash it (pay up) or refuse. No deadlines, no penalties for saying no. Voluntary, always.

3

Move on

Money moves via Apple Pay. Beef gets a receipt. Everyone goes back to being friends. No grudges carried past the next party.

What a receipt looks like

๐ŸŸฅ SQUASH RECEIPT

SERVEDA friend
OFFENSEleft dishes for 3 days
AMOUNT$5.00
STATUSโœ“ SQUASHED

SQUASH THE BEEF ๐Ÿฅฉ

FAQ

Is this just extracting money from friends?

No. Every beef is voluntary. The other person can refuse and nothing happens โ€” no deadline, no fee, no public fallout. It's a way to make small grievances concrete instead of letting them fester.

What's the max amount?

$20 for free users, $50 for Pro. This is a joke, not rent.

How much does it cost?

Your first beef is free. Pro is $4.99/month or $39.99/year โ€” for unlimited beefs, $50 max amount, and Pro-only features.

Who processes payments?

Stripe, via Apple Pay. We never see your card details.

Can I get my money back?

Yes. The person you paid can refund you any time before they accept the funds. Once they accept, it's theirs โ€” that's the deal.